| Mom: | If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose? |
| Me: | A dull knife. |
| Dad: | Why a dull knife? |
| Me: | You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious. |
| Mom: | We've raised a potential serial killer. |
| Dad: | I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that. |
Mellerz Spazzing About Soshi
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OMG LMAO!! Y’ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS! TIS SOME HILARIOUS SHIT!!
Lesbian does not mean “probably going to hit on you”.
Homosexual isn’t a horny caricature trying to fuck you.
Get over yourself.
Bisexual does not mean “wants to have a threeway.”
Pansexual doesn’t mean ‘fuck everything and anything’.
Asexual doesn’t mean “just never had sex with you.”
Heterosexual doesn’t mean ‘I’m an asshole and bi/trans/homophobic.’
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All I see on my dash are butts and butts and more butts.
What’s the occasion tonight? My birthday?
Well, whatever it is. Keep it coming~
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You are the dancing queen, young and weird … -_-!!
she makes me want to punch my own face for stanning her
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